Toys < Brown Paper Bag
So, how do you give a gift to your cat without cardboard? Simple: buy gifts in a brown paper bag. Cats don’t like brown paper bags, right? They’ll ignore the bag and go directly to the toy you bought them. That way, you won’t have wasted money on buying something that you thought your cat would like.
Except that this is false. Cats are in love with brown paper bags, and there’s no logical reason anyone can come up with to explain why. This cat’s facial expression shows that it couldn’t be more excited by anything than the thought of poking its head out of the paper bag. Cats are weird like that.