Your Cats Own You
This cat has us figured out. It doesn’t matter how much havoc it wreaks; at the end of the day, humans will clean up its messes, handle its poop, and play with it. There’s no such thing as a cat owner because cats own us.
This human thinks they’re shaming their cat by revealing its misdeeds at home. What they’re really doing is proving to the world that cats can get away with anything, just because they’re cute four-legged creatures who supposedly “don’t know any better.” We’re telling you, this is all just a part of feline’s diabolical plans to take over our homes and, eventually, the Earth.