Cat Owners Always Starve to Death
When was the last time you’ve actually seen a healthy cat owner? That’s right, you haven’t. Cat owners can never get enough food at home because they’re too busy feeding their cats. Either that or their cats are too busy stealing food from their owners.
Sometimes, you don’t want to share your steak or cereal with your cat, but that doesn’t matter to them. Whatever it is to stuff into your mouth, your cat wants it. And they won’t settle for a nibble; they want it all. At least your cat will share a dead rodent with you from time to time.