That’s How You Drum Up Business
Alright, we’ll admit that we have no idea what this business card is supposed to be. It looks like a tiny snare drum for ants, though this person’s drumsticks look like regular drumsticks. Does it really produce the hiss-hiss of a snare drum or what?
We think this is either a band’s business card or a card for drum lessons. If you don’t want your kids making loud noises at home, make sure they never see this card ever. Best-case scenario, they’ll whack the living heck out of this tiny snare drum. Worst case, they’ll want to become professional drummers in the future.