No Dressing Goes to Waste
Wasting food has to be one of the worst things in the world. You should only eat as much food as you can stomach, and you should be charged extra for any food you waste. Our planet has enough food to feed two additional Earths, yet here you are, tossing good food out like they grow on trees or something.
Thankfully, this story doesn’t involve a food waster, though he’s not a hero by any means. This hefty guy accidentally got ranch dressing all over the length of his forearm. Instead of wiping it off or washing his arm in the restroom, he brushed the dressing off with food before he put it into his mouth.