Disgusting
We’ll be the first ones to say that farts are pretty freaking hilarious, but like comedy, the hilarity levels depend on where you are and what you’re doing. If you’re eating in the middle of a busy restaurant and let out the foulest stench in the world, you’re a jerk and deserve to be kicked out.
This story is about one dude who ate four humungous plates of southern-style food (meaning everything was deep-fried to a crisp). In the middle of service, he clutched his chest as if he was having a heart attack in order to gain the attention of every customer and employee there. Out of nowhere, he rips the loudest fart you can imagine before continuing to dig into his food. Gross.