Go Big or Go Home
If you’ve worked at a restaurant long enough, you’ll learn that there’s very little about human nature that can surprise you. You learn the different nuances people exhibit, from the incredibly kind to the downright rude. And you might even encounter a tremendously large dude who uses a beach towel as a bib.
This one guy, who was as wide as the table, tucked a towel into his shirt like a bib before going HAM on the ham and side dishes. The moment he drew his knife and fork was like watching a knight slowly draw his sword from a sheathe. This guy wasn’t here to play.