The Crab Leg Duel
Fighting makes sense in certain contexts. For instance, you don’t give your other cheek to someone who declares war against you. Nor should you back of when someone comes over to your home, knocks on your door and demands that you give them every toilet in your home (Griffy!).
But if there’s one thing you should never stand down from, it’s this: someone taking an entire tray of crab legs for themselves. Everybody loves crab legs, including and especially those who are highly allergic to shellfish. Just imagining a scene of two adults fighting over a large plate of crab legs is making us guffaw.