We Wish This Wasn’t a True Story
We sincerely apologize for telling you about this story, but we think it reveals just how disgusting humans can be. This woman began defecating on herself in the middle of dinner service, and she left a trail of it as she waddled away toward the restroom. For most humans, this would be the perfect time to slip away and live among the goats in Tibet.
This woman, however, is a different breed. After she was done cleaning herself (no idea how she cleaned her skirt, though), she returned to the table as if nothing happened and resumed eating. We imagine the entire restaurant staring at her in utter disbelief.