“I Do It All the Time!” Isn’t a Good Excuse
You think you know somebody well, but you’ll only truly figure them out after eating at a buffet with them. This person learned a disgusting fact about their mother’s friend. While waiting in line, the guy took a chicken wing from a serving tray, gobbled up all the meat, and returned the meatless bone back to the serving tray.
When confronted about what he was doing, he simply shrugged it off, saying that he did it all the time. That doesn’t excuse your behavior, you filthy human being! But we’re more surprised that the restaurant never discovered his antics and banned him from eating there ever again.