Break Time!
So far, we’ve read stories about all sorts of bodily fluids making their way into buffets. However, we have yet to hear about a guy who actually left his droppings on the restaurant floor. Well, we’re sorry to inform you that that time of blissful ignorance has come to an end.
This customer ate more pizza than his body could handle and had to use the restroom. On his way there, he left a trail of liquid you-know-what on the floor, which meant one of the staff members had to clean it up. At that exact moment, it just so happened that the OP was going out for a break. Good thinking, OP.