Now, He’s Just the Shirt Guy
This guy had two stories to share about working seven years at a restaurant that sold all-you-can-eat pizza and side dishes. The first involves southern Baptist preachers who teach their sheep about the sin of gluttony while also being overweight and gorging on a stack of pizza. No judgment since he who is sinless cast the first stone.
The second story involves a man that the staff dubbed the Belly Shirt Guy. He was so huge that you could see the skin of his belly hanging under his t-shirt and was doing nothing to improve his personal health. That was until he changed his diet and began eating salads exclusively. By the time the OP left the restaurant, the guy was down 75 pounds. Good on, Shirt Guy!