The Pumpkin Pie Criminal
If you want to have a piece of pie, go right ahead. If you want to have five, by all means, if you can fit them all in your tummy, go right ahead. Eating more than you can stomach, though, is a completely different issue. This woman went beyond the realms of reasonable and entered a world of gluttony.
This woman grabbed slice after slice after slice of pumpkin pie without even finishing the previous slices! Now, you might argue that she’s not a crust person, which isn’t a crime. However, what should be a crime is leaving more parts of a slice of pie on your plate before going in for seconds and thirds.