You’d Be the Perfect GF
There’s someone for everyone out there, you just need to keep looking. Oh, and try not to sift through the pile of married men and women. Nobody wants to be the town homewrecker, even if you didn’t plan on wrecking any homes to begin with. The protagonist of this story is a self-proclaimed queen of unrequited love and falling for unavailable men.
One time, she was out with a guy who constantly complimented her. So far, so good, right? Well, he would further describe how he wished his girlfriend were more like the OP. He didn’t stop there, this went on for much longer than anyone would feel comfortable with.