She Dodged a Bullet There
Here’s a story where the OP realized that he was in the mistake. As terrible as it may seem, the circumstances that led up to the breakup made it completely justified. Basically, his ex told him that she wanted to date someone who was more mature. True to fashion, he responded by mimicking her in the most immature voice possible.
Dude, we’re on the ex’s side in this story. We get that it must’ve been heartbreaking to break up, but you certainly weren’t doing yourself any favors by behaving that way. Never, ever change, my dude. We look forward to hearing more ridiculous tales of your love life.