It’s fair for men to have to take DNA tests to determine whether their child is actually theirs, right? After all, their wife or girlfriend could’ve been unfaithful, so while you can believe your kid is yours, unless you get a DNA test, there’s no way to know for certain.
But how come DNA tests are so sexist? Why don’t women—the people who give birth to their babies—have to take DNA tests? If the sperm could be someone else’s, then surely the egg could belong to a strange woman! Sorry for butchering the rest of your brain cells with this completely irrational post.