Real Smooth Move
This person took one look at their car tires and thought, “Wow, there are too many grooves on this thing. Let me get my orbital sander out and see whether I can make my tires sleeker.” And you know what? They did an excellent job at making their tires appear smoother.
However, that doesn’t mean what they did was actually good. Your car tires need those grooves for traction—the very thing that’ll prevent your car from screeching off the side of the highway when driving at high speeds. This person pretty much guaranteed that they’ve given themselves a smoother ride to the afterlife.