Happy 0th Birthday!
This person raised a very important question that everyone in the world needs to hear. “Why are birthday candles for 0? Nobody turns zero years old.” Then they ended their post with an lol that they didn’t realize people were doing to them.
Guess what, genius? People turn 10 years old, 20 years old, 30 years old, 40 years old, and so on. You’d need a zero for those numbers, wouldn’t you? Also, they don’t typically make birthday candles for 22-year-olds. You have to purchase two number-two candles and stick them side by side on a birthday cake. See how that works?