Sweaty History
Guys! Did you know that the bible was written by the greatest American on the planet? Jesus! And did you know that Jesus of Nazareth wasn’t actually born in Bethlehem? He was born in the United States! All you have to do is pick up a history book… to know that you’re completely wrong.
Nowhere in the bible does it say Jesus came from the Americas. Nowhere does it say Jesus put pen to paper when recording the Gospels. Also, nobody knows who wrote the New Testament. You can tell when someone hasn’t read their bible. They usually unknowingly admit to it on social media.