Females Don’t Have Udders
If you have a problem with people breastfeeding their babies in public, you’re totally wrong. People should be allowed to feed their babies in public, regardless of what other people think. Also, breast milk is totally natural and, not to mention, cheaper than formula. Sure, you could argue that women should pump their milk before going outdoors, but you know what we say?
It shouldn’t matter to you at all. Some women aren’t used to using breast pumps. If you don’t like it, just look the other way. We’re not even going to address how breastmilk isn’t real milk—this guy is totally insane.