VEGAN CHEESE!
For the love of everything that’s holy in the universe, we pray that this is a troll post. There’s no way anyone could fly off the handle like this just because their partner got them the wrong kind of cheese. Then again, we are talking about a militant vegan here. How do we know they’re a militant vegan?

It looks like this person stuck their foot inside of their partner’s Xbox multiple times. They even admitted their reason for doing so! We’re not entirely sure how this would work, but didn’t the OP screw herself by posting evidence of her violence? If the guy wanted to bring her to court, he’d definitely have a case.