When I Ripped My Pants
Hannah’s BF had been practicing for the big dance. Busting a dance comparable to Magic Mike at prom would give you a one-way ticket to high school glory, right? Shooting for legendary status, Hannah’s BF went for it all. But his quest to be seen as royalty failed when he miscalculated how tight his outfit was.
When Channing Tatum danced in Magic Mike, he was the ultimate specimen: a true alpha. When Hannah’s BF danced at prom, he failed miserably. Splitting his pants and underwear front to back while watching his chance at high school immortality fade away… I guess this is just another example of “When I ripped my pants,” as SpongeBob would say.