He’ll Never Find Me Because He’ll Never Look
For some odd reason, this guy decided to apply adhesive to objects his father uses regularly. On the fourth day of his multi-day shenanigan fest, he stuck a remote control, a shoe, a pair of reading glasses, and something that looks like a spectacle case on the ceiling.
When asking what objects he should stick to the ceiling next, one helpful user recommended that the OP stick himself on the ceiling. As fun as that might have been, it was out of the question—not because he didn’t have enough Gorilla Glue but because his father would never bother looking for him. You see, the stuff on the ceiling would be things his dad would actually search for.