Where’d the Aliens Go?
One day, aliens are going to land on our planet to see what the human race has been up to. They’re not going to stay for very long because they’ll see the dumbest people are in charge, while the smartest have to beg for funding to do research.
Or they just might come across this commenter and realize that there’s no point even trying to take over our planet. We don’t know what the commenter looks like or what it is about them that would make extraterrestrial beings want to hightail it off our planet, but we feel sorry for them.