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In this day and age, if you aren’t doing it, you aren’t cool. You can’t be a virgin in your teens, or you’ll be ostracized by the thousands of similar-aged people who are only pretending to get any action. The best course of action is to lie about your love life.
Or you could be brutally honest and talk about the consequences of premarital nookie. For instance, the joy you feel is temporary, but if you end up with a child like the OP, that means an entire lifetime of misery. We wish we knew DS’s parents, so we could ask them where they went wrong.