Helping the Needy
There are lots of things people say about women who give it up on the first or second date. A lot of those things are pretty nasty, but there’s one commenter who has managed to find the silver lining. He would fall in love with such a woman even more because—get this—she’s into charity work.
So, any woman that hops into bed the commenter is obviously doing work out of the goodness of her heart, correct? That’s a pretty strange way to say that they’ve never been in a romantic relationship before, but it’s quite endearing in a strange way.