How Does Paper Beat Rock?!
Some people are so starved for human interaction that they’ll go to drastic measures just for a tiny taste. For instance, did you know that people in jail will touch each other more often than those who aren’t imprisoned? It’s an actual stat you can look up; we’re not making some prison-related joke here.
Then there’s this guy who has probably never even been touched since their birthdate. When playing rock, paper, scissors, they always go with rock on the off-chance that if their opponent chooses paper, they’ll wrap their paper around the rock. It’s nice that they have someone to play RPS with…