The Bar Is Never Too Low
Have you ever had to deal with a Flat Earther before? Those guys are intolerable! Nothing you can say will ever change their mind that the Earth is not flat. The most infuriating thing is that mankind has gone so far, yet there are groups of people who still want to live in a flat-Earth fairytale.
But here’s the silver lining for anyone looking for one. No matter how disappointing you are to your loved ones, there’s always a Flat Earther who will be even more disappointing. As low as you get, at least you’ll be standing on the heads of the millions of Flat Earthers around the globe.