Of Course, I Know Him
Have you ever come across those ads that talk about how there are hot singles in your area? If you have, congratulations—you admitted to watching naughty, naughty videos on the interwebz. We don’t blame you since everyone is guilty of venturing into those dark spaces on occasion.
But what you might not realize is that as random as those ads are, there probably are singles in your area. You just haven’t taken the time out to look. But this commenter doesn’t have to look hard to find a single person. All they have to do is look in the mirror.