No Self-Improve Is Possible
There’s a subreddit where people write horror stories in just two sentences. A lot of them are pretty great, so if you have the time, make sure you stop by r/TwoSentenceHorror and check the stories out. But the real gold (not fake Reddit Gold) is what you’ll find in the comments section.
After reading a two-sentence horror story about a person holding onto the handsome disembodied face of a loved one via chainsaw, one commenter mentioned that the only way to improve his appearance was if he were treated in the same manner. That’s gotta sting, but it’s nice that you admitted it.