The Microwave Dinner
There are so many sexual identities that we’ve begun to lose track. Now, we’re hearing about someone who identifies as a “microwave dinner?” What on Earth does a microwave dinner have to do with someone’s sexual preferences? Answer us that!
“Ready in 5 minutes.” Okay, that’s pretty funny. “Look nothing like my photos.” Ouch, that’s pretty harsh, even for a self-inflicted burn. “I’m satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.” Oh. Hm… We’re rather confused here. They don’t look that unattractive, but then again, maybe they’re not lying about the third point. Well, at least they can take solace in the fact that someone will come back for a second taste.