The Next Awardee of the Congressional Medal of Honor
For the last two or three years, there has been a lot of talk about World War 3. We’re not sure what’s going on, and to be frank, we’re not sure we want to know what’s going to trigger the next World War. However, we know how it’ll come to an end.
Luckily, our army has one secret weapon that nobody knows about. A chunky guy who would willingly jump out of a plane to create a devastating earthquake upon impact that would take out enemy troops. It’s not all bad, though—at least he can enjoy a final donut on his way down.