If you’re willing to poke fun at yourself, there’s nothing anyone can say about you that will hurt your feelings. We learned that after watching the final rap battle in 8 Mile (thanks, Em). Nothing is off-limits when you’re the target of your devastating, heartbreaking insults. So, join us as we laugh with the people who posted self-deprecating jokes for the internet’s amusement.
Have You Ever Done This?
For the lonely hearts out there who had nobody to celebrate Valentine’s Day with, you’re certainly not alone. Well, you are alone, but it’s not the worst thing. Well, it can be the worst thing, especially if you haven’t had any human interaction in the last, say, six months.
But just so you know, Google Translate has your back. If you ever feel like nobody loves you, just type “I love you” into the text box and ask Google to read it out for you. Repeat this process as many times as you need to feel better about being alone on the most romantic day of the year. Remember: you’re not alone on Valentine’s Day—you’re alone the rest of the year, too.