Absolutely Pointless
When it comes to thoughtless gifts, you can’t do any better than rubber bands and gel silica packets. These almost useless items are sure to take up space in a person’s drawer or purse for years without ever serving a purpose. Your friends are guaranteed to be disappointed with these gifts and question their relationship with you.
These gifts will prove pointless for every occasion, causing people to wonder whether they should bother to continue inviting you to celebrations. Did I forget to mention that those gel packs are poisonous? Be careful not to let anyone consume them, or they may die. Who wouldn’t want a useless gift that might potentially kill them someday?