Come Here Baldie
Do you think it would be cool to summon every bald man in your vicinity? Well, this whistle will allow you to do just that. Just blow this whistle, and soon you will have bald men from all around showing up and wondering what in the world is going on. You can summon your creepy neighbor who lives with his ten cats.
You can also summon your high school gym teacher or the manager at the bank who makes you feel uncomfortable. Let’s not forget you could also summon Bruce Willis or Jason Statham or even Vin Diesel. Whichever bald man you are trying to attract will have no choice but to follow the sound of this unique and pointless whistle.