Not Missouri
Just in case you are wondering, Missouri sucks. Apparently, there is absolutely no reason to visit Missouri, and they are embarrassed by their state. That seems a little harsh, don’t you think? I’ve never been to Missouri, but I’m sure it’s not that bad. I’m from Texas, and if I were to say anything against the great state of Texas, I am afraid of what may happen to me.
Besides, Texas is incredible. The best state ever. Not like Missouri. So the next time you are planning a family vacation, just remember to skip Missouri. Go anywhere else besides Missouri. Anywhere at all. I hear Oz is nice. Or maybe the Valley of the Dolls. Just not Missouri.