Sorry Greg
Well, who wouldn’t want five ducks named Matthew? My nephew’s name is Matthew. I bet he would love to have five ducks named Matthew. At least he would have ten years ago. Now he is fifteen, and he is not interested unless those ducks are going to blow up. Still, I am sure another little Matthew would be thrilled to have them.
They don’t do anything. They kind of just sit there, but they do share the same name, so that’s something special, I guess. No offense, but why Matthew? And what do you have against Greg? Sorry Greg, no ducks named after you. I don’t know what you did, but you should apologize for it immediately.