One Less Step
A pre-cracked egg? Is craving an egg so tricky that you have to have it done for you? It should be a rule that you shouldn’t be in the kitchen if you can’t crack an egg. Why not go a step further and have it pre-cooked as well? Then you won’t have to worry about the cracking or the cooking.
Better yet, you could have it pre eaten too. That way, you don’t have to participate in the process at all. Just sit back, relax and have someone else do it all for you. I had a teacher who once told me if I wanted to be rich, I should invent something that helped people be lazier.