Pay No Attention, Mom
I really hope that this is a fake product. Please don’t give my mom any ideas. You already have two daughters, mom. You don’t need a third. How about a new son instead? That one you could definitely use. Maybe there is some kind of catalog where you could just design your perfect child. It variety of sounds like the beginning of a horror movie because you know something like that has to eventually go horribly wrong.
Are you paying attention to Hollywood? The creator could be deranged, and the children could be evil or some maniac purposely designing their own evil army. I’m telling you it will work. Call me, I’ll write about it.