A Party in Your Tummy
Like we keep saying, having adult money does NOT mean having adult taste. Not to mention adult nutritional knowledge and health consciousness. This so-called adult chose to splurge on the most extravagant over-the-top dessert an 8-year-old would love: a scrumptious cotton candy burrito! It’s big and sweet and contains all of the wonderful shades of fresh unicorn poop.
Some might find all of this artificial coloring and sugar mildly sickening, but for others, the taste of flattened pink and baby blue cotton candy, stuffed with pink and baby blue ice cream, covered in marshmallows, M&M’s, cereal, candy, and sprinkles, is the taste of pure heaven. Or just an adult way of saying: I can eat whatever I want and no one is going to tell me not to!