The Sad Truth
Someone needs to remind Sara Lee of how exceptional she is. It seems like she is getting in touch with her emo side. It is always imperative to remember to love yourself. You have so many noble qualities, Sara Lee. Without your delicious junk food, my breakups would never be the same.
You are one of the most significant people in my life. I hope that you will be able to see how much you have to offer the world. On a side note, is it possible for you to offer the world a few more varieties of cheesecake? You know, it’s just something to think about. No pressure or anything.