If You Can’t Beat Them
Talk about laying all your cards on the table. I guess they are just trying to work with what they have. If you can’t be the best then be the best at being the worst. Can’t make the “Best Of” list? That’s okay. All you have to do is make it to the top of the “Worst Of” list.
At least you made it to the top of some kind of list. Yeah, some places are bad, but can they say that they are the absolute worst? I bet that they can’t. You, on the other hand, are the number one worst business ever. Congratulations! You should be proud.