Do You Mean That?
You say you want me to have a safe vacation, but I get the feeling that you don’t really want me to have a safe vacation. Why is the word safe in quotation marks? Is there something that you aren’t telling me? Is this one of the signs over at Camp Crystal Lake?
Maybe I’m just being a little paranoid, but I have seen enough horror movies in my life to know that when something seems strange in the beginning, it usually ends with you running for life from some psycho with serious mommy issues.