Seriously?
After so many lectures and warnings of the risk of getting cooties if you stand within six feet of another person, they now want you to join hands to prevent infection. So are there no more cooties? Can I now venture out to see the cute guy I have had to video chat with for three months?
With the widespread panic and paranoia that has occurred, I have become really picky about who I join anything with. We still have family get-togethers via Skype just to be on the safe side. I was considering purchasing a bubble and now you want me to hold hands with strangers. Are you for real?