We Have What You Need
This is one of those times where you know that someone has a sick sense of humor. That is just a little too perfect to be a coincidence. A wardrobe sale ad? Really? Just in case you too find yourself suddenly in need of a new wardrobe. We have something that is perfect for you.
Come take a look. We have what you need. You wouldn’t want to get caught with out-of-date furniture, would you? That would be a crime. It’s time to dispose of the unwanted furniture and find something new. It includes a free home assembly. What a bargain!