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When you look at this billboard, do you think “salesman”? Or do you think “bloodthirsty undead creature of the night?” I think I would have to go with the latter. This might make gaining new clients a little difficult. No one wants to be the next Rumsfield. If for some strange reason you are still interested in contacting this “salesman,” I will give you some advice.
Perhaps taking garlic and a wooden stake with you just in case would be a good idea. It is better to be safe than to be a blood-sucking fiend, who may or may not sparkle. Why Twilight? Why? I pass every day this billboard and every single day I think he is a vampire.