Parent of the Year
Almost all the basics of our life are taught to us by our parents. But they never taught us the basics of drinking. But why not? They must teach us how to get five drinks down. Furthermore not drunk texting an ex is also a crucial thing to be taught. This would probably be the best lesson a kid can learn.
And finally, someone stands up. This parent agreed upon stepping up on the behalf of all parents to teach the kid how to drink. The kid was delighted to learn that the word “drive” was auto-corrected to “drink”! Oh, man! This time we were so close to the victory!