Phantom Pooper
Do you not think it would be hilarious for a comic book villain to be known as The Phantom Pooper? It brings to mind the Asscrack Bandit, who appears in the Community television series. Let us, however, focus our attention for the time being on the primary enemy. A student was seen urinating in various garbage cans around the school as he went from room to room. Is there any way at all to find out for certain who was responsible for this? I’m sure there are a lot of people in high school who secretly have the ambition that one day they will be able to accomplish something similar to that.

It is not a secret that a significant number of high school kids dislike school and have no desire to spend their high school years doing anything other than urinating all over the place to let their professors and classmates know how they feel about them. At this point, nobody can be trusted.