The Poopetraitor
Our years spent in high school were marked by a number of experiences that, in retrospect, we may do differently. As adolescents, we felt that we had a right to everything, from the grades we received to the manner in which we interacted with other students and professors.
On the other hand, the “poopetraitor” might feel regret for their actions today, despite the fact that they have never committed anything even remotely as heinous as what they have just done. This is because they have never done anything nearly as heinous as what they have just done. Someone had to clean up the mess, as if the situation wasn’t already bad enough on its own…