Well, Almost Anything
It turns out the one and only mall maintenance shop can repair anything but their doorbell. It doesn’t sound like something that would be too challenging for a professional repairing company, but we’re not in the business, so we’re not here to judge. Our only problem is with this sign, which is dripping with irony.
They really shouldn’t have put up this sign if they can’t even fix their own doorbell. The sign could’ve just read, “mall maintenance shop” without the “we can repair anything” and certainly without the “the bell doesn’t work” part. That is just a lack of awareness on a whole other level, but the good news are – we get to laugh about it.